The food looks amazing, but people need to stop squeezing everything they cook
The food looks amazing, but people need to stop squeezing everything they cook
by Jugglamaggot
44 Comments
tootallforshoes
Don’t tell me what I can and can’t squeeze
DanLevyFanAccount
Where’s the avocado
westergames81
I’m more worried about just dropping the food in hot oil.
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Chilis1
What a weird way to clean a chopping board
ECHOHOHOHO
I was in a boarding school for a few years with mostly kids from Hong Kong… They ate spam with everything. It wasn’t even cheaper than proper meat…tastes worse too. Still confusing to me.
Bavisto
Black gloves ✅
Passable food unnecessarily deep fried ✅
Whiplash editing ✅
Random knife scrape ✅
Pointless squeeze ✅
Yeah, it’s stupid
the_big_bones

eazypeazy303
This looks atrocious, but I DID like the thin, crispy spam. Seriously? What psycho is eating hot egg salad?
irdgafb69
Yes I hate the trend of squeezing and tearing apart food. It feels fetishy and to me it’s not appetizing.
NovelFrosting69

JohnnyBgood_9211
Oh well you know.. food porn.
Slow_Construction654
Stupid
ozzybarks
That looks like shit…
Walrusliver
does it look amazing? does it?
ZeldaSeverous
I’d try this but the outside crunch is lame. I’d rather do a grilled cheese fry or even one of those sandwich presses also is the avocado mixed into the eeg salad?
btw94
I’d eat it
DontWanaReadiT
Peaking the meat made my millennial ass feel uneasy.
Honk_Sound
It’s an ASMR vid. It’s for freaks, not cooks.
jsamuraij
Man, that’s a lot of fried mush. Fried spam chopped to dust…and /then/ fry the whole sandwich? C’mon now. Smooshed down bread too? And then ketchup or whatever that is just sprayed across the whole business. Nah.
TK-24601
I dislike the scraping across the food to prove crunchiness.
Pretty_Lie5168
Glove cross contamination like this is hilarious.
Maximum-Lunch-3657
This belongs in r/stonerfood
topbacklikejfk
Looks like constipation
Sir_Tokesalott
I hate how much I want to eat this.
iiiyotikaiii
Avocado: the most abused fruit in the world.
BiglyBear
I mean I’d still eat it love spam and eggs just maybe add the avocado next time.
CorrectMulberry994
I think that small spray of windex/wipe is this person trying to make us think that they’re very clean in spite of assaulting all the food in this concoction.
Annual-Match1318
I think it’s to make it less oily
This_Reference_3024
r/grippingfoodwithforce
Steelpapercranes
What was the point of cooking the spam if you were only going to get it wet again…. to make it more oily? Bruh….
DMonpoke
Can we please stop allowing posts that are known baiters and food wasters?
BoracicGoat
Ok.. but how da fudge he remove the boiled egg shell with just a roll and a pull?
Meowriter
The squeeze was necessary for the filling to hold. The frying however…
Current_Project2580
I thought he dipped the whole thing in cheese for a second and I got really scared
Mr_Nobody_82
Actually looks 🔥
karenskygreen
So deep fry the spam, the fattiest meat there is, let’s.add.eggs for that cholesterol bump and then deep fry the whole sandwich. Heart attack on a plate.
dreamKrusher2
*unzipping pant*
“Don’t stop me”
lahankof
All that work for a mid ass egg salad sandwich
deephurting66
Looks good but I don’t see one sliver of avocado 🥑
Oops__unapologeticme
Where did the avocado 🥑 go 🧐
TheShredder9
Honestly i’d kill this.
XrayAngel
I feel like I need some Tums after watching this
Original-Channel7869
Recipe:
– shitty cheese substitute
– shitty meat substitute
– shitty bread substitute
The only good ingredient they had was avocado and they forgot to put it in.
44 Comments
Don’t tell me what I can and can’t squeeze
Where’s the avocado
I’m more worried about just dropping the food in hot oil.
[deleted]
What a weird way to clean a chopping board
I was in a boarding school for a few years with mostly kids from Hong Kong… They ate spam with everything. It wasn’t even cheaper than proper meat…tastes worse too. Still confusing to me.
Black gloves ✅
Passable food unnecessarily deep fried ✅
Whiplash editing ✅
Random knife scrape ✅
Pointless squeeze ✅
Yeah, it’s stupid

This looks atrocious, but I DID like the thin, crispy spam. Seriously? What psycho is eating hot egg salad?
Yes I hate the trend of squeezing and tearing apart food. It feels fetishy and to me it’s not appetizing.

Oh well you know.. food porn.
Stupid
That looks like shit…
does it look amazing? does it?
I’d try this but the outside crunch is lame. I’d rather do a grilled cheese fry or even one of those sandwich presses also is the avocado mixed into the eeg salad?
I’d eat it
Peaking the meat made my millennial ass feel uneasy.
It’s an ASMR vid. It’s for freaks, not cooks.
Man, that’s a lot of fried mush. Fried spam chopped to dust…and /then/ fry the whole sandwich? C’mon now. Smooshed down bread too? And then ketchup or whatever that is just sprayed across the whole business. Nah.
I dislike the scraping across the food to prove crunchiness.
Glove cross contamination like this is hilarious.
This belongs in r/stonerfood
Looks like constipation
I hate how much I want to eat this.
Avocado: the most abused fruit in the world.
I mean I’d still eat it love spam and eggs just maybe add the avocado next time.
I think that small spray of windex/wipe is this person trying to make us think that they’re very clean in spite of assaulting all the food in this concoction.
I think it’s to make it less oily
r/grippingfoodwithforce
What was the point of cooking the spam if you were only going to get it wet again…. to make it more oily? Bruh….
Can we please stop allowing posts that are known baiters and food wasters?
Ok.. but how da fudge he remove the boiled egg shell with just a roll and a pull?
The squeeze was necessary for the filling to hold. The frying however…
I thought he dipped the whole thing in cheese for a second and I got really scared
Actually looks 🔥
So deep fry the spam, the fattiest meat there is, let’s.add.eggs for that cholesterol bump and then deep fry the whole sandwich. Heart attack on a plate.
*unzipping pant*
“Don’t stop me”
All that work for a mid ass egg salad sandwich
Looks good but I don’t see one sliver of avocado 🥑
Where did the avocado 🥑 go 🧐
Honestly i’d kill this.
I feel like I need some Tums after watching this
Recipe:
– shitty cheese substitute
– shitty meat substitute
– shitty bread substitute
The only good ingredient they had was avocado and they forgot to put it in.